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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:43
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Sapiente nemo autem perspiciatis.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
No go.
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They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks